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Looks like you just missed Tink, but don’t worry, she’ll be back later. Until then, think a happy little thought.



a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

(via baracknobama)


“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

(via hi)


the struggle when you just ate but you’re still hungry

(Source: tipslip, via orgasm)



If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity


Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle

(via pizza)